33 лучших юмористических рассказа на английском / 33 Best Humorous Short Stories

You may have been so polite on some occasion that you made Miss Hollister think you considered her an inferior person. You know what the poet insinuated. Sorosis holds no fury like a woman condescended to by a man.’

�I’ve half a mind to write to Mrs. Barrows and ask her what I did,’ said Willis.

�That would be lovely,’ said Bronson. �Barrows would be pleased.’

�True. I never thought of that,’ replied Willis.

�You are not a thoughtful thinker,’ said Bronson, dryly. �If I were you I’d bide my time, and some day you may get an explanation.

Stranger things have happened; and my wife tells me that the Barrowses are to spend the coming winter in New York. You’ll meet them out somewhere, no doubt.’

�No; I shall decline to go where they are. No woman shall cut me a second time – not even Mrs. Barrows,’ said Willis, firmly.

�Good! Stand by your colors,’ said Bronson, with an amused smile.

A week or two later Willis received an invitation from Mr.

and Mrs. Bronson to dine with them informally. �I have some very clever friends I want you to meet,’ she wrote. �So be sure to come.’

Willis went. The clever friends were Mr. and Mrs. Barrows; and, to the surprise of Willis, he was received most effusively by the quondam Miss Hollister.

�Why, Mr. Willis,’ she said, extending her hand to him. �How delightful to see you again!’

�Thank you,’ said Willis, in some confusion. �I – er – I am sure it is a very pleasant surprise for me.

I – er – had no idea —’

�Nor I,’ returned Mrs. Barrows. �And really I should have been a little embarrassed, I think, had I known you were to be here. I – ha! ha! – it’s so very absurd that I almost hesitate to speak of it – but I feel I must. I’ve treated you very badly.’

�Indeed!’ said Willis, with a smile. �How, pray?’

�Well, it wasn’t my fault really,’ returned Mrs. Barrows; �but do you remember, a little over a year ago, my riding up-town on a horse-car – a Madison Avenue car – with you?’

�H’m!’ said Willis, with an affectation of reflection.

�Let me see; ah – yes – I think I do. We were the only ones on board, I believe, and – ah —’

Here Mrs. Barrows laughed outright. �You thought we were the only ones on board, but – we weren’t. The car was crowded,’ she said.

�Then I don’t remember it,’ said Willis.