Дживс, вы – гений! / Thank you, Jeeves!

“How is your Aunt Myrtle?”

“She’s fine.”

“Living at the Hall now, I hear.”

“Yes.”

It was enough.

One of the things, I must mention, which have always made poor old Chuffy’s life so hard is his aunt’s attitude towards him. Seabury, you see, was not the son of Chuffy’s late uncle, the fourth Baron: she got him in the course of a former marriage. Consequently, when the fourth Baron died, it was Chuffy who inherited the title and estates. And Chuffy’s aunt would clasp Seabury in her arms and look reproachfully at Chuffy as if he had robbed her and her child.

She looked like a woman who had been the victim of a swindler.

So Lady Chuffnell was not one of Chuffy’s best friends. Their relations had always been definitely strained, and when you mention her name, a look of pain comes into Chuffy’s face and he winces a little.

Now he was actually smiling. Even that remark of mine about her living at the Hall had not jarred him. Obviously, there were mysteries here.

“Chuffy,” I said, “what does this mean?”

“What does what mean?”

“This cheeriness. You can’t deceive me. Not old Wooster. What is all the happiness about?”

He hesitated.

“Can you keep a secret?”

“No.”

“Well, it doesn’t much matter, because it’ll be in the Morning Post[43 - Morning Post – «Морнинг пост» (название газеты)] in a day or two. Bertie,” said Chuffy, in a hushed voice, “do you know what’s happened? Aunt Myrtle will leave me this season.

”

“You mean somebody wants to marry her?”

“I do.”

“Who is this half-wit[44 - half-wit – недоумок]?”

“Your old friend, Sir Roderick Glossop.”

I was stupefied.

“What!”

“I was surprised, too.”

“But old Glossop can’t marry!”

“Why not? He’s been a widower more than two years.”

“Well, I’m dashed!”

“Yes.”

“Well, there’s one thing, Chuffy, old man.

This means that little Seabury will get a devilish stepfather and old Glossop is just the stepson I could have wished him!”

“You know, this Glossop is not very bad, Bertie.”

I could not accept this.

“But would you really say there was good in the old pest? Remember all the stories I’ve told you about him from time to time. They show him in a very dubious light.”

“Well, he’s doing me a bit of good, anyway.