Фунты лиха в Париже и Лондоне / Down and Out in Paris and London. Книга для чтения на английском языке

In general, the Russian refugees in Paris are hard-working people, and have put up with their bad luck far better than one can imagine Englishmen of the same class doing. There are exceptions, of course. Boris told me of an exiled Russian duke whom he had once met, who frequented expensive restaurants. The duke would find out if there was a Russian officer among the waiters, and, after he had dined, call him in a friendly way to his table.

�Ah,’ the duke would say, �so you are an old soldier, like myself? These are bad days, eh? Well, well, the Russian soldier fears nothing.

�The so-and-so, sir,’ the waiter would answer.

�A very gallant regiment! I inspected them in 1912. By the way, I have unfortunately left my notecase at home. A Russian officer will, I know, oblige me with three hundred francs.’

If the waiter had three hundred francs he would hand it over, and, of course, never see it again. The duke made quite a lot in this way.

It was through one of these Russian refugees that Boris heard of something which seemed to promise money. Two days after we had pawned the overcoats, Boris said to me rather mysteriously:

�Tell me, mon ami, have you any political opinions?’

�No,’ I said.

�Neither have I. Of course, one is always a patriot; but still – Did not Moses say something about spoiling the Egyptians? As an Englishman you will have read the Bible.

�No, of course not.’

�Well, it appears that there is a Russian secret society in Paris who might do something for us. They are Communists; in fact they are agents for the Bolsheviks. They act as a friendly society, get in touch with exiled Russians, and try to get them to turn Bolshevik. My friend has joined their society, and he thinks they would help us if we went to them.

�But what can they do for us? In any case they won’t help me, as I’m not a Russian.’

�That is just the point. It seems that they are correspondents for a Moscow paper, and they want some articles on English politics. If we got to them at once they may commission you to write the articles.’

�Me? But I don’t know anything about politics.’

�Merde! Neither do they. Who does know anything about politics? It’s easy.