Лучшие смешные рассказы / Best Funny Stories

Лучшие смешные рассказы / Best Funny Stories

Джером Клапка Джером

Легко читаем по-английски

Произведения Дж. К. Джерома по праву считают классикой английской литературы. Его рассказы известны своим тонким интеллектуальным юмором и оригинальностью образов. В эту книгу вошли лучшие из его коротких рассказов: «Следует ли женатому человеку играть в гольф?», «Почему мы не любим иностранцев», «Падение Томаса-Генри» и другие. Все тексты сопровождаются упражнениями на понимание прочитанного, комментариями и словарем, облегчающим чтение.

Предназначается для продолжающих изучать английский язык нижней ступени (уровень 2 – Pre-Intermediate).

Джером К. Джером / Jerome K. Jerome

Лучшие смешные рассказы / Best Funny Stories

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Should Married Men Play Golf?

People know that we Englishmen attach too much importance to sport, it is well-known, indeed. One can wait: some day some English novelist[1 - some English novelist – некий английский романист] will write a book, showing the evil effects of over-indulgence in sport:[2 - over-indulgence in sport – чрезмерное увлечение спортом] the ruined business, the ruined home, the slow but sure[3 - slow but sure – медленный, но верный] destroying of the brain, which leads to foolishness.

I once heard of a young couple. They went for their honeymoon[4 - They went for their honeymoon – Они отправились на медовый месяц] to Scotland.

The poor girl did not know he was a golfer (he won her heart when his shoulder was broken). They decided to make a tour. The second day the man went out for a walk. At dinner-time he noticed that it seemed a pretty place they had found, and suggested to stay there another day. The next morning after breakfast he borrowed a club from the hotel porter, and remarked that he would take a walk. He returned in time for lunch and seemed angry all the afternoon. He said the air was good for him, and urged that they should stay another day.

She was young and did not know much, and thought, maybe, he had a liver-ache. She had heard much about liver from her father. The next morning he borrowed more clubs, and went out, this time before breakfast, returning late and even more angry than before. That was the end of their honeymoon. He meant well,[5 - he meant well – у него были лучшие намерения] but the thing had gone too far.