The A B C Murders / Убийство по алфавиту. Книга для чтения на английском языке

�Let me see now. Let’s review the menu. Robbery? Forgery? No, I think not. Rather too vegetarian. It must be murder—red-blooded murder—with trimmings, of course.’

�Naturally. The hors-d’œuvres[39 - hors-d’œuvres (фр.) – закуски].’

�Who shall the victim be—man or woman? Man, I think. Some big-wig. American millionaire. Prime Minister. Newspaper proprietor. Scene of the crime—well, what’s wrong with the good old library? Nothing like it for atmosphere. As for the weapon—well, it might be a curiously twisted dagger—or some blunt instrument—a carved stone idol —’

Poirot sighed.

�Or, of course,’ I said, �there’s poison—but that’s always so technical. Or a revolver shot echoing in the night. Then there must be a beautiful girl or two —’

�With auburn hair,’ murmured my friend.

�Your same old joke. One of the beautiful girls, of course, must be unjustly suspected—and there’s some misunderstanding between her and the young man.

And then, of course, there must be some other suspects—an older woman—dark, dangerous type—and some friend or rival of the dead man’s—and a quiet secretary—dark horse—and a hearty man with a bluff manner—and a couple of discharged servants or gamekeepers or somethings—and a damn fool of a detective rather like Japp—and well—that’s about all.’

�That is your idea of the cream, eh?’

�I gather you don’t agree.

’

Poirot looked at me sadly.

�You have made there a very pretty resume of nearly all the detective stories that have ever been written.’

�Well,’ I said. �What would you order?’

Poirot closed his eyes and leaned back in his chair. His voice came purringly from between his lips.

�A very simple crime. A crime with no complications. A crime of quiet domestic life… very unimpassioned —very intime.’

�How can a crime be intime?’

�Supposing,’ murmured Poirot, �that four people sit down to play bridge[40 - bridge – бридж (карточная командная или парная игра; в данном случае речь идет о робберном бридже, где соревнуются двое на двое)] and one, the odd man out[41 - the odd man out – лишний], sits in a chair by the fire.

At the end of the evening the man by the fire is found dead.